Forget the latest gaming system. Forget the action figures. Forget whatever toy requires you to sell a kidney on eBay because stores ran out in 14 minutes.

This holiday season, parents might be searching for something much stranger:

Butt Face.

Technically, the toy is called Chester Cheeks, but let's be honest. Once you've seen it, you're probably calling it Butt Face too.

Chester is basically a squishy, naked backside with a human face, hands, feet and a little tuft of hair sitting on top of his butt-head. He's also wearing what appear to be tiny shorts and a pair of headphones.

Because apparently even a butt needs a podcast.

And Then Things Get Noisier

Squeeze Chester, or "spread his cheeks," and he makes a variety of fart noises.

Press his head and he dances while bouncing around and tooting.

So if you're looking for a toy that combines music, movement, comedy and the unmistakable sound of a middle-school cafeteria...

Congratulations. Your search is over.

Michigan Parents, Prepare Yourselves

Imagine Christmas morning in Michigan.

Your kid opens the biggest present under the tree.

"WHAT IS IT?"

You hear a squeeze.

PFFFFT.

Grandpa looks up from his coffee.

Mom freezes.

Dad says, "Well... that's certainly one way to start Christmas."

Meanwhile, the dog has already left the room.

And if you're hosting Christmas in Michigan, you know there's another concern: Will Chester Cheeks survive the trip from the living room to the basement without becoming a projectile?

Because we've all got that one kid.

At Least It's Not a PS6

Here's the good news for parents: Chester Cheeks isn't a $700 gaming console.

It's reportedly selling for around $30, and it's available from major retailers including Amazon, Target and Walmart.

So unlike some holiday toys, you probably won't have to spend Thanksgiving morning refreshing a website while yelling at your Wi-Fi.

And if it really does become the hot toy of the season, Michigan parents may soon be standing in checkout lines asking:

"Do you have any more Butt Faces in the back?"

That's a sentence nobody expected to say in 2026.

But here we are.

Michigan's newest holiday tradition: cider, donuts, snow and a farting butt with headphones.

Pure Christmas magic.